Saturday, May 18, 2013

Jenna Marbles made me do it


Best Ever Backpacks: Teenage Mutant Turtles Turtle Backpack

Teenage Mutant Turtles Turtle Backpack

I was once asked on the street by a hobo in rags to define epic. I was perplexed. I mean, there is that song by Faith No More, there is nuking the opposition on Call of Duty, there is chugging two liters of beer from a boot and then, there is this.

If you are reading this then you are looking at the Alpha and Omega of back mounted property retention systems. Don't you dare call it a book bag. I tried once, it became sentient and cut me on the face, right across the cheek. It did this so others would know, it is no book bag. I made the mistake and live with the scars, don't follow my lead. But on the upside I now have a wicked scar on my cheek which looks double wicked mated with the included eye masks. I believe the back mounted property retention system knew it would look cooler that way, and cutting me was it's way of showing me love.

Also, it holds books.
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go!

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  1. Ronald Kelley12/21/2010 5:32 AM

    SInce no one has money any more i want to make my costume but i don't know how to. I want to the Leonardo from the teenage mutant turtles but also what it to be sexy at the same time. How do i do that?

  2. I think it's some sort of leather? Not sure though?

  3. Alexander Hernandez10/22/2011 1:32 PM

    I need to craft some teenage mutant ninja turtle costumes for me and some friends by Saturday! Does anyone know where i can find costumes for this and/or where i can find those back packs shaped as turtle shells near Vancouver, BC?

  4. I am in the process of planning a birthday party for our soon to be 3 year old. He LOVES ninja turtles and I have been given some awesome ideas for his party; however, finding Ninja Turtle items is tough. Does anyone know of a place I can order them, besides eBay??

  5. Lucinda Duran11/23/2011 5:32 AM

    I have a group of four girls (including me) that are going to my High School Halloween dance as the Ninja Turtles. I am going as Michelangelo. (The orange one with Nun chucks) I really don't want to spend fifty dollars for a costume so I want to make it. I am looking for something cute and simple. I don't want to look like a boy, or be too sexy. Thanks!

  6. Bradley Simon10/20/2012 8:32 AM

    well i love TMNT and i can't seem to find a backpack. please help me. greatly appreciated.

  7. Eleanor Hoover11/13/2012 3:32 AM

    I really want a ninja turtle shell back pack , but there so expensive ! I have 50 dollars on a card I can spend online , but I can't find the bag under 50$ , Help ?

  8. Roberto Sargent11/17/2012 5:32 AM

    I'm a really girly girl (ruffles, glitter, etc) but I used to be a tomboy. I normally dress to kill, but I'm really just a geek at heart. I've recently come across collections from my tomboyish childhood stage: Pokémon, Power Rangers, Super Mario Brothers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... the whole lot. I was wondering how I could pull off wearing childish things (T-Shirts, Backpacks, Belts) but still look mature. Is it impossible?

  9. Beth Winters11/28/2013 7:32 AM

    Jennamarbles has one and she's worn it in some of her videos, and i want one--really bad, and i wanted to know if you guys knew any stores that would sell them.